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	JER WAYNE JUNIOR TALKING MULLET DOLL
	Our first talking, male, mullet doll Jer Wayne Junior is in stock now! This unique first edition doll stands 12" tall and features a classic mullet haircut, ear ring, cigarette, missing teeth, greasy wife beater shirt, cut off jeans and a Nascar tattoo. Accesories include a generic can of beer and a camouflage fishing cap. The doll ships in a classy red, white and blue window display box with a First Edition sticker. Press a hidden button on his chest and he says: * "Fifteen of them beers and yer still ugly!" * "I'm Fixin to be yer double-wide daddy!" * "Fer the last time we aint' havin' no yard sale!" * "Taint nothin' sadder than a double-wide with no beer!" * "Honest, I'm not lyin' through my tooth!" These clips are followed by a classy fart sound. This new male doll is guaranteed to impress yer friends and enemies alike! Please go to our Products Pages to hear sound clips now! A great companion for yer Trash Talkin' Turleen Doll! Do not forget to order overnight or 2 Day shipping separately by clicking on the Expedited Shipping link above if required! **INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING** If you are ordering a doll from outside the United States you must order International Shipping by clicking on the link above. Your total shipping costs will be calculated at check-out. Canadian citizens excluded.
	Price	$24.95
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	TRASH TALKIN' TURLEEN DOLL
	PLEASE NOTE THAT WE ARE SOLD OUT OF OUR POPULAR TURLEEN DOLL UNTIL DECEMBER 2009! WE ARE SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE! PLEASE CHECK BACK WITH US! As seen recently on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Turleen is back in a new patriotic red, white and blue window box with humerous new graphics and a First Edition sticker! Be the first on your block to own the world's first talking, pregnant Trailer Trash collectible doll! You can listen to her talk now on our Home Page. Barefoot and pregnant, she stands 11 1/2" tall, with graying hair in multi-color curlers, a simulated leather jacket, polyester pants and carries a baby in her arms. Push her belly button and in a gutteral "trashy" voice she says: "Look out it's a twister!" "Pour me a double, i'm drinkin' fer two!" "If the trailer's a rockin', don't come a knockin'!" "Bubba Junior, get off yer sister!" This is followed by a "classy trashy" double belch and an animated laugh as she really enjoys herself! Pick her up today along with our new Jer Wayne Junior talking, mullet doll! A great gift idea for the serious collector or as a novelty. Do not forget to order overnight or 2 Day shipping separately by clicking on the Expedited Shipping link above if required! **INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING** If you are ordering a doll from outside the United States you must order International Shipping by clicking on the link above. Your total shipping costs will be calculated at check-out. Canadian citizens excluded.
	Price	$SOLD OUT UNTIL DEC. 2009!
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	GEORGE W. BUSH SINGING AND DANCING DOLL
	Celebrate our illustrious President with one of our new George W. Bush Dancing Dolls! Squeeze his hand and this hilarious doll will sing and dance for you! Who knew that George was such a country western hip-hop star! He starts by singing, "Nobody knows the troubles that ive seen, nobody knows my sorrow..." and finishes with "Yankee Doodle Dandy", you get the picture!This doll stands 14 1/2 inches tall and is packaged in a gift display box. Sorry a Condi or Cheney doll is not included! Batteries included! To see a video of this doll go to our Home Page and click on the image of George W. Bush on the lower right hand side. **INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING** If you are ordering a doll from outside the United States, you must order International Shipping by clicking on link above prior to check out! Your total shipping costs will be calculated at check out. Canadian citizens excluded. Thank you for your order!
	Price	$24.95
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	BILL CLINTON SINGING AND DANCING DOLL
	These exciting political times call for a song and dance from one of our illustrious presidents Bill Clinton! Whether you are a Democrat, Republican, Independent or non-voter, you will get a kick out this doll! It makes a great gift idea and conversation piece. Who knew that President Clinton was such a "dancing machine"! This doll stands 14 1/2 inches tall and is packaged in a gift display box. Simply pinch the doll's left hand and watch the president sing and dance and provide hours of entertainment! Sorry a Hilary and Monica doll is not included! Batteries included! **INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING** If you are ordering a doll from outside the United States, you must order International Shipping by clicking on link above prior to check out! Your total shipping costs will be calculated at check out. Canadian citizens excluded. Thank you for your order!
	Price	$24.95
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	ANGER MANAGEMENT HUSBAND DOLL
	Have you ever wanted to wring your husbands neck after he said something rude or insensitive? Work out your anger issues now by purchasing an Anger Management Husband Doll today! Your incredibly ignorant husband doll says things like, "Actually, you do look fat in those pants!" Grab the doll by the neck and squeeze and watch in glee as his arms and legs flail, his eyes and tongue pop out, and his cheeks turn bright red. Now release your hold and listen to the words you long to hear such as, "No, no, I mean you look fit, fit, fit in those pants, very fit!" To see a short video of the doll in action go to our Home Page and click on Products and then the Dolls link. A cost effective way to work on your relationship anger issues while saving hundreds in therapy expenses! This 12" in plush doll will be your new friend and companion! Order one today and watch your anger melt away! A great gift idea! **INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING** If you are ordering a doll from outside the United States, you must order International Shipping by clicking on link above prior to check out! Your total shipping costs will be calculated at check out. Canadian citizens excluded. Thank you for your order!
	Price	$22.95
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	ANGER MANAGEMENT CHOKING CHICKEN DOLL
	Was there anything more annoying at the county fair hoedown or at yer last trailer trash wedding than listening to that stupid Chicken Dance song? Who actually likes this song? Take out yer anger management issues today by purchasing one of these chickens today! Squeeze it's neck and it will sing this incredibly irritating song. Grab the chicken by the neck and it will squeak and squawk, its cheeks will turn red and you will laugh with delight! To see and hear a short video of the chicken now go to our Home Page and click on Products and then Dolls. A great way to manage your anger without taking your problems out on your loved ones and co-workers! Our medical experts all concur that this doll will lengthen your current relationship or extend your employment so buy one today! This 12" plush doll makes a wonderful gift idea or party favor! **INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING** If you are ordering a doll from outside the United States, you must order International Shipping by clicking on link above prior to check out! Your total shipping costs will be calculated at check out. Canadian citizens excluded. Thank you for your order!
	Price	$22.95
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	C.E.O. (Cheap Executive Officer) DOLL
	WE ARE SOLD OUT OF THIS POPULAR DOLL Squeeze his hand and this hilarious doll will be the star of your next office party. The C.E.O. Doll (Cheap Executive Officer) is the perfect gift for friends, family and co-workers. Yes your boss can be a piece of trash as well so why not make fun of him! Squeeze his hand to hear one of 12 different phrases including: * Bonus! Is that a french word? * I'm an equal opportunity employer as long as your not ugly, old or anything! * Let me tell you about teamwork...I'ts a lot of people doling what I say! * If your idea works I'll take the credit If it doesn't you'll take the blame! * The last person that I hired was a complete brown noser! He's gonna go far here! * I'm in favor of working at home as long as it doesn't interfere with a full twelve hour day at the office! To hear a selection of these sound clips now go to our Home Page and click on Products and then Dolls. This guy pokes fun at bosses at every level, from CEO's to lowly supervisors. The doll stands 11" tall and ships in a nice display box with two AA batteries included. **INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING** If you are ordering a doll from outside the United States, you must order International Shipping by clicking on link above prior to check out! Your total shipping costs will be calculated at check out. Canadian citizens excluded. Thank you for your order!
	Price	$SOLD OUT!!!!
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