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FART GUY (The Couch Potato Musician!)
FART GUY (The Couch Potato Musician!)
The hottest novelty gift idea of the season is here! When you care enough to send the very best send a Fart Guy to yer friends today! This hilarious novelty stands 6" tall, comes with 2 AA batteries and ships in a gift box. Push the "try me" button on the base and Fart Guy will tap a foot, move his arm and fart to the tunes of "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow", "Camptown Races" and even gets classy with an impeccable version of Beethoven's Fifth. Includes nine different "fart" songs and statements to impress your friends! To see a video of Fart Guy now go to our Home Page and click on the Fart Guy image! Give the gift that keeps on giving.......!
Price$16.95
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SHOT GUN SAM (Dick Cheney's Huntin' Buddy!)
SHOT GUN SAM (Dick Cheney's Huntin' Buddy!)
*** PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS POPULAR ITEM IS SOLD OUT UNTIL LATE SPRING 2010. WE ARE SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE! ***

Git one of our hottest new novelty toys of the season today, Shot Gun Sam! Inspired by our sharp-shooting Vice President this makes a great novelty gift idea fer the hunter in yer life. A great stress release for the car or yer desk at work as well! Push the "try me" button on the base and he says one of the statements below, raises and cocks his rifle, the gun flashes red and he lets it fly!

* Yer gnawing on my last nerve, friend!
* Got my target in my sights!
* I got the perfect response!
* Well said, allow me to retort!
* OK, you've had yer say, my turn!

Shot Gun Sam ships in a gift box with 2 AA batteries included! To see a video of Shot Gun Sam go to our Home Page and click on Products and then the Novelties Page. Happy shootin!
Price$SOLD OUT!!!
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MINI HUMPHREY THE HUMPING DOG
MINI HUMPHREY THE HUMPING DOG
We could not turn down this classy new product from the makers of our Anger Management Dolls! The mini Humphrey the Humping Dog is getting just a little too friendly and frisky! Squeeze his ear and this little Chihuahua gets busy complete with sound effects! A great novelty and party gift idea! Humphrey is nine inches tall and five inches wide and is packaged in a window box with his very own pant leg to keep him company! Take him out of the box and strap him on an arm or leg for extra laughs! Your new friend operates on four AA batteries which are included. This is an "R" rated toy intended for adult entertainment only.

To see a video of clip of Humphrey in action go to our Home Page and click on Products and then the Novelties and Accessories Department (far right).

****INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING****
If you are ordering a doll or novelty from outside the United States, you must order International Shipping by clicking on link above prior to check out! Your total shipping costs will be calculated at check out. Canadian citizens excluded. Thank you for your order!
Price$18.95
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TRAILER TRASH COLOGNE
TRAILER TRASH COLOGNE
WE REGRET TO ADVISE THAT THIS ITEM IS CURRENTLY SOLD OUT! PLEASE CHECK BACK WITH US PARDNER!

Our popular Trailer Trash Cologne is back in stock! This great gift idea ships in a "classy, trashy" box. The bottle of 4 ounce cologne features the "sexy" scent of aluminum. It is commonly worn by the people you see on Cops and has been voted the most popular fragrance at pro wrestling and monster truck rally events. The scent will vary from bottle to bottle because of poor quality control. Because of the behavior associated with this scent, it is banned in most courtrooms! It comes with a FREE white wife-beater shirt inside a CSI evidence bag wrapped in crime scene tape. Git yers now, it's werth every ounce!
Price$SOLD OUT!!!!
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LAS VEGAS SPRAY COLOGNE
LAS VEGAS SPRAY COLOGNE
REGULARLY PRICED AT $7.95 EACH!
Impress yer honey with an elegant bottle of Las Vegas inspired Sin City Cologne, featuring the "Scent of Pairadice"! Each two ounce bottle of "trashy" fragrance actually has two small red dice right inside the bottle. A great gag gift for the gambler in yer life! What says "Trailer Trash" more than a gift from "Vegas"!
Price$4.95
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REDNECK SHOOTIN' REST
REDNECK SHOOTIN' REST
REGULARLY PRICED AT $9.95 EACH!
Give that special hunter in yer life one of these new Redneck Shootin' Rests today! A great novelty gift idea with humerous packaging and text. A must fer evry "Redneck" hunter in the trailer park. Just set the Shootin' rest on yer winder, position yer gun, aim and fire! Each Shootin' Rest measures 8" x 6" and is 2" wide. Sold as a novelty only.
Price$7.95
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BEER CARD GAME
BEER CARD GAME
The ultimate Trailer Trash party game is Beer! You can play a fun card game and get drunk all at the same time! The hilarious card game where you assign drinks, steal from others, have blackouts, and even an occasional drunken hook-up! If you win, you get to assign LOTS of drinks to the other players! Please drink responsibly and do not drive after playing Beer!
Price$4.95
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BEER POKER
BEER POKER
Buy Beer Poker today and turn all of your favorite card games into drinking games by gambling drinks instead of money. After winning a game, you decide which chips to keep for more gambling and which to use for drink assignments.

Includes: 100 Beer Poker chips, a casino-quality poker card deck and rules for five popular poker card games. Have a "trashy" time but please drink responsibly!
Price$18.95
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1,000 DRINKING GAMES
1,000 DRINKING GAMES
Rock yer double wide with 1,000 Drinking Games at yer next party! It combines rounds of classic and new drinking games with off-the-wall plot twists and a variety of drink assignments. This set includes all of the popular drinking concepts: dice games, card games, word games, tongue twisters, spinner games, categories, ranking-based games, etc. Players can enjoy their favorite games over and over or learn a new game each time they play! Includes: 10 Game Concept Cards, 10 Plot Twist Cards, 10 Next Round Cards, 1 Categories Card, 1 Tougue Twisters Card, 11 Numerical Rank Cards, 2 CHUG! Cards, 1 Spinner, 2 Regular Dice, 1 Drink Assignment Die, and EASY-TO-FOLLOW Instructions. JerWayne Junior asks that you have a "trashy" time but please drink responsibly!
Price$15.95
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WHITE TRASH ROUNDUP CARD GAMES
WHITE TRASH ROUNDUP CARD GAMES
Trash up your next party with a set of Whitetrash Roundup card games! The cards hilariously illustrate the habits of the All American Redneck. Use the cards to play four whitetrash games: Ultimate Redneck, Capture the Redneck, Where's the Crap?, and Trash Collector. Each game has different strategies for either collecting or sticking other players with "trashy" redneck habits or collectibles, such as outhouses, double-wide trailers, CB radios, roadkill TV dinners, and mullets.

Price$4.95
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WHOOPEE CUSHION CLASSIC
WHOOPEE CUSHION CLASSIC
REGULARLY PRICED AT $2.95!
America's most popular novelty item is back for a return engagement! Git one of these classic Whoopee Cushion's today and add some zest to yer next bowling league night, office party or church meeting!
Price$1.95
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GIANT BOWLING SET
GIANT BOWLING SET
REGULARLY PRICED AT $8.95 EACH!
To be used when you can't get to the Bowlarama for some real bowling and beer! This plastic bowling set features 8 1/2" plastic pins and two 4" balls. A great party favor or for those moments when you have visions of bowling lanes dancing through your head!
Price$6.95
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BIKER RUBBER DUCKYS
BIKER RUBBER DUCKYS
A new twist on yer old rubber ducky! Git one of our new Biker Rubber Duckys now! This small 2" rubber ducky comes in four biker styles. Mix and match em today!
Price$1.95
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RELAXABLE FOAM RUBBER DUCKY
RELAXABLE FOAM RUBBER DUCKY
Git one of these trailer trash classic Relaxable Foam Rubber Duckys today! Float em in yer front yard bath tub and be the envy of yer neighbors!
Price$2.95
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